(Source: drunkenirishjew)

silentresentment:

i kinda dig hickies man
they’re like little merit badges that you get for making out

(Source: catmintcilantro)

thechamberofsecrets:

i’m an independent woman who’d just really like to have a boyfriend

mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

momfordandsuns:

call me cute but also call me to your bedroom you know

(Source: minicanada)

categoryfour:

Can we just take a moment to look at these photos of me helping my dog not to sneeze.