(Source: drunkenirishjew)


i kinda dig hickies man
they’re like little merit badges that you get for making out

(Source: catmintcilantro)


i’m an independent woman who’d just really like to have a boyfriend


  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige


call me cute but also call me to your bedroom you know

(Source: minicanada)


Can we just take a moment to look at these photos of me helping my dog not to sneeze.